Robin: You know, the more I watch this, the less convinced I am that it's the greatest pickup line of all time. Platonish: The idea that if in 20 minutes you could decide to live happily ever after with one of your friends, you are not platonic—just platonish. In 2030, a father tells his children the story of his time in New York City before he met their mother. It's to be used as a last-ditch effort if you know there won't be a second date. But before we say goodbye to Ted, Marshall, Lily, Barney, and Robin, we examined the legacy left by these characters and came to a clear conclusion: These guys came up with a lot of weird stuff. *In order to seduce women and get rid of clingy ones, Barney invented all kinds of ridiculous, creepy inventions in his apartment: Heavy-Set Go: A weight scale that is hidden under the welcome mat to make sure the woman about to get seduced is not overweight. Ted needs a date to take to Robin's awards banquet, so Barney hooks him up with Mary, who may be a call girl. After the gang spends a night with a jinxed college friend, Ted's plans to put on a Thanksgiving feast are ruined, so he spends the holiday with Zoey. Call an ambulance!
Robin, Ted and Barney go to a hot new club, leaving the engaged Marshall and Lily to a more adult, albeit boring, evening of wine tasting. According to Barney, a girl is allowed to be crazy as long as she is equally as hot.
After Stella and Ted decide to get married in three days, the presence of their exes destroys what was to be the happiest day of the couple's life. The Slutty Pumpkin: Technically, this is a person and a costume. Future Ted: [v.o.] "You're Dead to Me" Look: A look Lily and Marshall both have that they give to people right before they explode in a white-hot rage.
Through a series of mishaps as unpredictable as life itself, Ted gets closer to finding "the one" in the fourth season of this CBS comedy series. Ted finally finishes telling his kids the story of how he met their mother. This "iconic" piece of literature was supposedly written by Barnabus Stinson in 1776 due to a totally accurate (inaccurate) fight between George Washington and Benjamin Franklin over a woman they both wanted to seduce. Waitress: Is she okay? Don't move. Holy frijoles! Girlfriend/Gremlin Theory: Barney explains that the rules for keeping a girl from becoming your girlfriend are the same rules for Gremlins: 1. For example, when Ted's old boss Hammond Druthers (Bryan Cranston) treats his employees poorly, she steals his baseball signed three times by Pete Rose. Baskiceball: A game invented by Marshall and his family that's a mashup of basketball and ice hockey. Sumbitches: Cookies invented by the Mother that contain peanut butter, chocolate, and caramel. Today’s biggest stories, from pop culture to politics—delivered straight to your inbox. [present:] Robin concocts a plan to get back at Barney for his insensitivity during their breakup. Marshall and Barney play a joke on Ted by pretending to be a girl that he's having a "text" relationship with. Water! Early Relationship Chicken: An early phase in a relationship where you don't want to say no to anything because you don't want to seem boring or close-minded. What else will you miss about How I Met Your Mother? You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment. Barney's different inventions that have sadly never come to pass: The Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir: It can cure any hangover and includes banana, Funyuns, Tantrum, ginger, grease, and a fake secret ingredient that you never reveal to your friends. Marshall and Lily's housewarming party goes awry. When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands.
Nothing like that. Lily moves in with Marshall and Ted, and when Ted suspects that he's being edged out of the apartment, he and Marshall decide to settle it like men. Ted pursues his dermatologist, Stella. Before making a life-altering decision, Lily seeks advice from Ted and Robin. Marshall and Lily met on their first day at Wesleyan University. Room w/a Screw: A customized view from the balcony that includes Paris, Niagra Falls, and an explosion. Douche-pocalypse: Invented by Barney, it was coined when the gang walked into a room filled with people just like Ted. Whenever he made the face that you're making right now, you just knew he pooped somewhere in the house. Chain of Screaming: Also known as the Circle of Screaming or the Pyramid of Screaming, this ever-changing theory states that when you get screamed at by someone with more authority than you, you scream at someone lower on the chain of command than yourself as a way to deal with the stress. Future Ted: Richard Dawson drunk. Marshall and Lily overreact after seeing a specialist who can help them conceive a baby.
Very uncool. Keep them away from sunlight (Don't ever see them during the day.) I … Wrestlers: A sporting event that pits robots against wrestlers. The Ho-Be-Gone Sleep System: Barney's bed is built on tracks and can be replaced by a new bed from underground. And because suits are for the living, he eventually wants to leave this world the same way he came into it: naked. Bait: A true gentleman, according to Barney, lures a woman to his home on the pretense of showing her an item that has temporary interest in the hopes of seducing her. Part 2 of 2. Ted and Robin become a couple just as Lily and Marshall part ways in Season 2 of this hit sitcom. With her wedding day fast approaching, Lily, along with Barney and Robin, crashes a high school prom to scope out a potential band for the reception. Next, I constructed blinders out of an old cereal box. Barney: Oh, Robin, my simple friend from the untamed north, let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body. When two women are both attracted to Ted, they take the party to his place, where the gang helps Ted realize bad luck doesn't always come in threes.
I have no idea what this means. Over the years, we'd seen all sorts of levels of Barney's drunkenness. Phrases include: "I'm a week late," "I'm too tired," "I want a deeper commitment," and "We have a child together." Lily: Where's the poop, Robin? Thanksgiving with Marshall's family is stressful because Lily thinks she may be pregnant. When two bros break up, they will look for any rebound bro to help hook up with a girl. It's most commonly used by wingman Barney to introduce Ted to women. Barney: There's no way she's above the line on the hot-crazy scale. Woman: What's going on? Barney's World Peace Theory: Barney believes that "every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension.". Robin: Excuse me? When Robin asks Barney to sell his bachelor pad so they can build a home together, Barney is reluctant and drives away potential buyers.
It was once believed to be a myth by the rest of the gang, but later Robin and Ted confirm its existence (and scariness).
The person who is cursed usually utters the phrase "Aww man!". Harsh words exchanged between Ted and Lily nearly ruin Christmas. Tuxedo Night: A night in which men wear tuxedos and have discussions while drinking classy cocktails. Cockamouse: A cockroach-mouse hybrid first found in the apartment by Lily and Marshall.
True story. It involves finding some excuse to get into your date's apartment, getting naked while he or she leaves the room or looks away, and waiting for a response. Barney tries to convince Robin to become an American citizen, and Ted and Marshall's road trip goes off course when Lily decides to tag along. Ted is excited when a matchmaking service claims to have found his soul mate, but he postpones his date to help Lily, who has a surprising revelation. When Ted is in an accident, he reevaluates his life and relationship with Stella. Thus, if she's this crazy, she has to be this hot.
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